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[darknightfairy]

WHITE FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we screwed
up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days and give it back.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place
and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't
waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will punch their lights out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will forward this